Saturday, March 10, 2007
A Plea Letter
Stop being so distracting!!! My readership demands it so!
Oh dear... I love it here!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Y.A.P.W.C.T.M. Part Deux
Please give a warm welcome to outofspin.blogspot.com - the newest addition to the blogosphere.
I am already a huge fan and am anxiously awaiting future posts.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
CURSE-ive Writing

Growing up, I perpetuated the “hardworking studious Asian” student stereotype, always the super nerd who excelled at every subject… except for 1 - handwriting. Back in the day when grades only consisted of O’s (Outstanding), A’s (Average) and P’s (Poor), my report card always donned straight “O’s,” with the occasional “A” borderline “P” for Phys Ed.* Then came 3rd grade along with 2 big writing milestones: 1) We were making the transition from baby-like pencils to grown-up pens (albeit erasable pens) and 2) Learning how to write in cursive. But, of course, there was a stupid little catch – you weren’t allowed the cross over from pencil to pen until you proved your penmanship to the teacher. I always thought handwriting was a joke, needing no real effort or brainpower. Who cared about nicely dotted I’s and crossed T’s when you were leading long division study groups and reading at a 5th grade level by the age of 8?
In 3rd grade, afternoons were spent completing assignments from the morning’s lessons. Once we finished and were cleared by our teacher, it was on to the best part of the day, playtime. Naturally, the first kids to finish not only had more free time to run amok, but also had first pick of all the toys, and the coolest of the toys were hands down the big cardboard bricks. Nothing was more satisfying than building a big castle with your friends, hanging out inside while maintaining a strict door policy of who was cool enough to gain admittance, and, best of all, violently knocking it down at the sound of the dismissal bell. I held a scared truce with the other 2 smart kids in the class: whomever finished first would claim the blocks and always allow the others in our fellowship of 3 to partake in the exclusive rebuilding and demolition of the cardboard brick castle. This cycle was flawless… until one fateful day when the cursive writing handbooks were distributed.
I remember this day vividly. After our teacher showed us how to execute the flow-y forms of a capital and lower case “Aa,” we were assigned to complete the first section of our new workbooks before our afternoon playtime. This was easy chump work I thought as I quickly and carelessly traced and wrote lines of cursive “Aa’s.” I triumphantly finished well before all of my classmates and happily skipped over to my teacher, expecting another gold star for my excellent work. But to my utter dismay, my teacher abruptly returned my workbook, sans gold star, and began to reprimand me for my sloppy handwriting. Surprised by her reaction, I dejectedly sat at my desk trying to make my “Aa’s” a little rounder and even. After one row of painfully slowly executed cursive “Aa’s,” I decided that was enough to clear me for playtime, but was once again ushered back to my desk. How unfair and unreasonable my teaching was acting! I coached other kids through remainders, read quietly and competently when my teacher struggled with other reading groups and here I was being punished for not caring about something as stupid and useless as cursive writing. Freakin' waste of my time! This attitude stubbornly stuck with me through “Bb” and “Cc,” and I gladly gave up half of playtime refusing to try harder in protest against the faux importance of cursive writing.
B is for BORING... and, not so coincidentally, Boston
It wasn’t until “Dd” did my teacher up the ante. After this particular lesson she circled the classroom handing out blue pens to students she deemed had perfect penmanship. Although I was still scrawling away in chicken scratch, I was shocked when I was not awarded a coveted blue pen. What was happening here? Wasn’t I in the fellowship of 3, who were always “O”utstanding? As I watched the lucky few write their “Dd’s” in blazing blue script, I decided now was the time to sell out and conform to cursive writing society. Easier said then done - For the first time in my life something school related did not come easy for me. Even if I concentrated extremely hard on forming each letter, I could not rise myself up to the elusive pen level. I was sick of having to sharpen my pencils as everyone else whizzed along with their never dull pens. My dull grey lettered work looked inferior to others penned beautiful sapphire blue ink. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, then came the moment of truth – Report cards. Marring my wonderful streak of “O’s” was a red “A” blazing next to Handwriting. All my drive and ambitions flew out the window and I slowly began to deteriorate in all my subjects. My teacher was alarmed by my sudden academic decline and called me to her desk in order to determine the source of my undoing. Like a rushing flood, I lamented all my handwriting woes and despite my best effort was still stuck writing in boring old pencil. My teacher looked at me and reflected on my plight, and to my great surprise, she decided to take a gamble and promoted me to ink. I carried my precious new pen back to my desk and, lo and behold, beautiful lines of perfect cursive script flowed effortlessly onto the paper. When I finished my assignment, I brought it up to my teacher, who was floored by the progress I had made after a simple switch from pencil to pen. Inspired by my change of heart, the next day she promoted everyone else still struggling in pencil to pen and finally leveled the playing field. Although I enjoyed a brief season of lovely penmanship, the novelty soon wore off and I reverted back to the messy combination of print/script I use today.
Now basking in the age of technology and, more significantly in term of this particular post, word processing, I wonder if they still push penmanship in elementary school. Reflecting back to the days of pens, cursive writing and scarlet letters, I scoff at everyone who has ever dissed my handwriting. Provided you are not a teacher, who still has to write on blackboards for the benefit of their students, when was the last time in your adult life you had to write more than 2 sentences for someone else to read? Yeah, I thought so…
*Yes, I also fall into the girl wuss stereotype that stands in the back corner during dodgeball.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
My Dad is so cool!
I wish I had cool pictures like this of when I was a "rebellious young teenager."

Too bad the majority of my adolesence was spent with weirdly splotched bleach blond hair, braces and green/ox blood Doc Martins... Sigh, will I ever be cool?
Sunday, February 18, 2007
I'm a Big Kid now!
Dear Glob,
Finally… the relocation has begun.
Since Monday,
My apartment is super fabulous! Being the small little girl I am, the space is almost intimidating (not to rub it in… kinda). SAP, D dot and Kristofferson, all knowing my sparse-lifestyle tendencies, joked on my first night that I’d probably never fully furnish my new abode and it would remain an echoing barren wasteland. Contemplating on what I could do fill the space, we came up with the following options: 1) Fill up the entire living room with plastic balls* and make it a ball pit obstacle course or, 2) Adopt 50 or so cats and become the crazy Cat lady with litter boxes strewn in every corner. Although I moved in some odds and ends today, we’ll see which direction my apartment evolves… Maybe the loneliness of living alone will eventually drive me to the nearest ASPCA, but as of now, it is pure bliss. I’m usually the biggest scardy-cat, who can’t even go into my sister’s old downstairs room for fear of Yoda living in her closet… So you can see why I had hesitations moving in by myself. When he heard that I was living alone, Younger Brother told me he would go nuts without another human presence. The Whale overheard our conversation and said that as you get older, you start to crave the alone-ness, and, subsequently, a good marker of whether not you should marry someone is if you don’t mind them invading your space for more than a couple of days. After a week of living in my apartment, I still can’t wipe this silly grin off my face I’m so gosh darn happy. Case in point: On Wednesday, I woke up from sleeping on my deflated air mattress (the pump was broken) to a snowy winter wonderland. Not having to shovel or worry about my morning commute, my green wellies easily trudged through the snow to the subway. When I got into work, people had roses or candy on their desks, sent to them from loved ones in celebration of Valentine’s Day. I am an ardent hater of everything winter and am usually bitter about my seemingly perpetual state of singledom. I should have been ready to throw grenades attached to boomerangs, but instead felt nothing but sweet sweet euphoria… So good. So good. Baby, its so good.
Again, writing is hard when all you want to do is cartwheel and proclaim how good everything is to anyone who will listen. Its kind of like how Alanis Morriset had a hit record when she wrote angry "You outta know" songs, but was soon revealed to be the chump she really is when she started singing happy tunes. So pardon this high peak in my biorythm, and give me a couple more weeks to settle down. I’m sure I’ll be back to my usual campy writing voice soon. But as of now… HUZZAH HUZZAH!
*BTW: If anyone finds themselves at a McDonalds with a play place, think of you buddy, Chewie, and grab a bucketful for my apartment.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
In Transit...

Rush hour sucks. Today I got out a wee bit late from work, and had to haul ass in order to catch my bus back to
Commuting, le sigh - although it’s the main reason why I’m leaving my super cool Roommates and moving into
Although I do find this funny… So who am I to judge about tasteful humor?
*Funny side-story: Before Mother and I started commuting with them, Tita K. and Tito J. would give their regular GW Bridge toll guard a sandwich every so often, coaxing him into charging them the carpool rate despite not having 3 passengers. Pretty smart, huh?
**This particular Phone Tap could warrant its own post – With information provided by his daughter, Z100 harassed a Romanian immigrant father, picking on everything from his accent to his home country’s communist roots. Right now, I don’t feel well informed enough to write an educated response to this on my sing-song campy glob, but listening to him trying to assert his “American-ness” hit close to home in the wake of post-911 backlash against foreign born citizens.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Excuses, Excuses
Yes, I know. I've been slackin' with the whole updating regularly resolution, but justifiably so. With my new job, early morning commute and planning a loyal reader's upcoming Birthday, I can't achieve the usual level of wittiness and meaningful thought provoking themes (ha!) in my writing. Please bear with me during this time of transition, and I promise you bigger and better posts once I'm settled, living by myself and have all this blessed free (but not "monotonous unemployed free") time.
As a last attempt to persuade you all to continue to regularly check my glob, here's a sneak peek of a couple of posts-in-the-making:
1. Stereotypes are the Language of Hate... until they work in your advantage: Why I would be the perfect Drug Smuggler
2. You've just been Phone Tapped! -or- Ben Stiller sucks: An exploration of "watching people suffer" humor
As well as updates on my new job, apartment and, of course, Sam.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
I am a TV star -or- Martha Stewart is my new Hero

Yesterday at 6:00am on the coldest morning of the season, I was snugly lying in my bed wondering what I had got myself into. About a week ago, my fellow globber-in-law, Paulatina, invited me to a taping of the Martha Stewart show. I was pretty skeptical about the whole deal, especially the “be at the studio at 8:30am” part, but in the end decided to tag along and spend some quality time with Paulatina before she and P-love jet off to the motherland… I’m not going to lie; that morning I was seriously tempted to bail. Was it really worth the struggle to untangle myself from my sweet sweet warm blankets at the crack of dawn just to watch someone teach me how to properly fold a fitted sheet?
The night before, Paulatina and I were discussing what we should wear to the show. Apparently, Martha’s people sent out an email to all audience members outlining a strict dress code of slacks or nice jeans, conservative tops, and no white since the show was filmed in HD. Because of the frosty weather, I ditched my original idea of khakis and a twin-set (ha – like I even own one), and went for my warmest outfit (NOTE - this is important information in order to spot me “Where’s Waldo” style out of the audience): An oversized purple and grey striped turtleneck, jeans and my fuzzy brown boots. At 6:45am Filipino time, I piled into a car with Paulatina, Tita O., Tita O.’s gym friend Terry, and our chauffer P-love. Everyone, minus the XY chromosome, was garbed in bright colors to enhance their hopeful television appearance and overly chipper during our commute into the city.
After a couple of excruciatingly cold minutes waiting in line, we got our tickets and eventually were ushered into the waiting room. Since the show didn’t start for 1.5 hours, there were TVs playing past Martha shows, computers hooked up to the Martha website, and refreshments consisting of bottles of water and super yummy (I should know, I ate two) Sarabeth’s scones. Sitting on the bench in front of us were 2 women Paulatina and I dubbed the
We soon get to our seats and they’re pretty sweet, located 2nd row center. Paulatina scanned the coveted floor seats for our UES housewives and, low and behold, they are seated in the front row. Figures, huh? As Martha warm-up guy, Joey, worked up the crowd, Paulatina and I watch ed the crew, who all looked like NYU hipster Tisch students, set up the stage. I’ve been to a couple of tapings before, but this set was abuzz with activity: From people baking in the kitchen to crew members setting up Candy Topiaries. A pump-up soundtrack was blaring in the background, with a crowd-friendly mix of Hip-Hop and Rock music. When Usher’s “Yeah” comes on, a couple of girls started crazy dancing and Paulatina and I joined in with a couple of “Thunderclaps.” Afterwards, KT Tunstall’s “Black Horse and the Cherry Tree” came on and immediately killed our mood. I asked Paulatina who would consider this a “pump-up” song, and she gestured in the direction of the UES housewives. As if on cue, they both started grooving to the music… Dude, I wish I were making this up.
Enter Martha. Just her presence commanded my attention, and I stifled any impulse to act unruly, committed to being a good audience member. To my pleasant surprise, the show turned out to be incredibly interesting and fun to watch. Not only did her household tips have me nodding my head in agreement, but Martha also completely outsmarted all her guests with her witty comments and questions. At the end of the show, Martha nicely agreed to short Q&A session with the audience. One of the audience members asked her for a restaurant recommendation near the studio, and after rattling off a couple of spots in the area, Martha then said, “But if I had the time, I would eat at Momofuku,” which happens to be one of my favorite ramen places in the East Village. Could she be any cooler? As we were walking out of the studio chock full of free giveaways, I thought about how I had almost missed out on account of sleep and cold. Hands down, this was the best taping I had ever been to. Martha Stewart is my new Hero.
I really need to learn how to Photoshop...
Naturally after the show, we all headed back to the Japunan household to watch the show on DVR. Again, having been to other tapings I wasn’t expecting much but BAM! we were all up in that ish. We have not 1, but 2 decent screen appearances! To see me in action click here - then go to archives/past shows/January 17th show entitled “Sweets for All.” I’m in the 2nd opening audience pan, and at the beginning of Erin McKenna: Mini Brownies segment. Below are screen captures of our awesome TV appearances.
YAY MARTHA!!!
1. Tita O. overacting 2. Me trying hard to behave myself 3. Paulatina, the misfit, waving directly at the camera
Sigh. For those of you who know me, know what a ham I can be. I always want to be the Diva of Karaoke or the Ramona of Dinnertime, but when I actually had a moment to shine on national TV, I missed my chance and was completely overshadowed by Paulatina. Although I am happy for Paulatina’s big break, I was seething with jealously as I watched her deviation of proper audience conduct while I obediently followed the rules. Oh well, you can’t win them all.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Sunday, January 14, 2007
January 10: A Picture Diary

Better late then never, huh? With all the massive hysteria and hoopla now over, I can finally get back to much more important things... like informing the public (ok, fine - my small loyal readership of two) of exactly what happened on the night of January 10, 2007.
6:30-8:00am: The Roommates and I call everyone (and their moms) to spread the news.
10:00am: 3.5 hours later (!!!) P. and the Whale check into the hospital.

3:00pm: I bust out of work and head straight to the scene for firsthand "BUN WATCH: 2007" coverage.
3:30pm: I get to see and talk to both P. and the Whale. P. tells me that contractions feel like diarrhea without the poo... Ew...

3:45pm: I'm kicked out of the maternity ward and sentenced to the waiting room.
4:00-4:30pm: BUN WATCH: 2007 participants arrive - Father, Tita O., Paulatina, Mojo and her fiancee, Don Don. We all buzz with excitement until we get...



4:45pm: What the heck is this in the "Its a boy" display case??

5:00pm: Keeping consistent with the baby theme, the waiting room was decorated with Anne Geddes pictures. Paulatina brilliantly came up with this reenactment using the waiting room tables.

5:02pm: We stifle our laughter and put everything back where it belongs before the security guard passes by. With the fear of getting kicked out of the hospital, Game(s) Over.
5:15pm: Mothers comes out from the Delivery Room with news that P.'s contractions are 1 minute apart and should give birth within the hour. We begin to place bets on when the Bun will come.
5:57pm: All of our time predictions expired. New bets are taken.
6:30pm: Still no word... we're getting testy.
6:37pm: With the unaware crowd waiting in the wings, Samuel James is born.
6:45pm: A happy Mother comes to tell us the news - Its a Boy! Huzzah! Its a texting/calling/crying frenzy!
7:20pm: In groups of 2, we take turns to see the new baby...




8:20pm: We conglomerate in P.'s room. Sam is in the nursery for standard baby tests. 10 fingers, check. 10 toes, check. The nurses have him hooked up to all these machines and wires, and underneath Sam's hat, there are flashing lights and gadgets checking his hearing and downloading music and battle techniques into his programming.

9:15pm: We have a celebration dinner back at Hinode and call it one crazy night...
-fin-
*NOTE: Times are approximations.
Enter the Sam(man)
Dear Glob,
Phew, what a week… Not only did we welcome little Samuel into our crazy family, but I also accepted my first “real” job and have hardcore started to look for apartments in the city. Sheesh, so much to digest, yet I welcome all the “mo m e n t u m ! ! !” Bring it on, 2007!
Sam… Before he was born, Little Brother and I were talking about how weird it was that there was another member to our immediate family who we hadn’t met yet. We didn’t know it’s name. We didn’t know what it looked like. We didn’t know exactly when it would come. Heck, we even didn’t know if it was a boy a girl! Now that he’s here, its like we’re all in a daze, going through the motions of holding him, changing his diaper, talking to him in that silly “baby voice,” but it still hasn’t sunk in, at least for me. This little baby is the continuation and combination of the Whale’s and our family; our hope for the future. The feeling is too big for me to fully explain…
I distinctly remember watching P. head off for her first year at Cornell. It was a bittersweet moment, mixed with both sadness and complete awe. How cool she was, all grown-up and leaving to live on her own! “Wow,” I thought watching the car pull out of the driveway, “I’ll never be ready to leave for college…” Next thing you know, I am 5 years removed from my NYU days. P. is and always will be my eldest sister, but during this time the age difference had evened out. We were both at a stage where we had grown-up jobs in the city, and enjoyed doing grown-up things together. We would occasionally meet up for lunch in the park to talk about work issues or hang out at a bar with the Whale for pints of beer and curly fries. Most importantly, I didn’t feel like the annoying little sister always wanting to tag along with her cool older sister.
Now enter the Sam(man).
With the new addition, P. has now jumped up another level. And again I’m the little sister who doesn’t understand, getting in the way, and only allowed to touch the baby’s feet*. But unlike college, which was an eventual event in my life, a baby, for me, is not. How cool she was, all grown-up and having a baby of her own! “Wow,” I thought watching her hold Sam in her arms, “I’ll never be ready for a baby…” Oy vey, we’ll see…
*When my little brother was born, I was deemed to young and… er… unsanitary to hold the new baby, and was only allowed to touch his feet. If you sift through all of Little Brother’s baby pictures, P. or Mojo are usually holding him with me grasping one of his feet. Typical, eh?
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Its a... BUN!
"Hi Sam, I'm Chewie"
Samuel James
Born January 10, 2007 @ 6:35pm
8lbs & 12oz (ok, so I lied on my txts)
Pics and Glob reactions to come soon!
BUN WATCH: 2007
P.'s water broke early this morning and Roommates are a buzz with excitement...
More Bun coverage to come soon...
LATEST NEWS (7:38am): P. and the Whale are headed to the hospital - the first contractions have begun!
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Goodbye, Christmas...

Today we de-Christmasized our house. Although post-Holiday cleanup is never any fun, this year was especially hard. It seemed like just yesterday the Roommates and I were picking out our perfect Tree… And now we were dumping it on the side of the road to be mulched. The Whale and P. told me that Bronx Zoo (foreshadowing, ha!) gives their discarded Trees to the Grizzly Bears, who have a grand old time tearing them to shreds. At least someone is enjoying the end of the
Just as I was wallowing deeper into post-Holiday depression, P. and the Whale, with their impeccable timing, called to invite me to the last day of the Bronx Zoo’s Holiday Lights.
1. Inside the Reptile House, a mouse, presumably dead, laid overturned on a branch. Perched not even a centimeter away, a Constrictor snake, as still as a stone, stared intently at his prey. The Whale, P. and I all waited for him to pounce, but even after we had returned to his cage after perusing the rest of the Reptiles, there they both were, snake and mouse, exactly in the same tantalizing position. Maybe this was fate’s way of keeping me a Carnivore.*
4. Petting and feeding sheep, cows and goats at the Children’s Zoo. The goats stole the show by being extra lovable and soft – who would have thought? While the Whale and P. remained enamored by the goats, I watched the peacocks sleeping high up in a tree, not knowing until that moment that peacock could fly.
5. Sharing a hot pretzel with mustard at the Dancing Crane Café, and catching a surprising Italian Karaoke performance.
6. Riding the Bug Carousel – I got to ride a Carolina Beetle, and even had my picture taken by the Zoo staff (to be posted in 1-3 days). The Whale and P., who is still very much pregnant, opted for the Dung Beetle pushing a “dung ball bench,” but then moved to a Honeybee, which P. rode while the Whale nervously stood beside her like a nervous parent. Ah, a Garp in the making.
All in all, I had a wonderful time - Thanks the Whale and P.! Although it was a bit weird to walk around listening to Christmas music a couple of weeks removed from the 25th, in the end it turned out to be a great way to say one last “Farewell” to the season.
“So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye!”
*After watching SAP’s snake chow down on a couple of baby mice, and unsuccessfully trying to save one, I became a vegetarian for over 3 years and only recently began to regularly eat meat.
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Roll Call: Part Deux
And my adoring fans write in! Woohoo!
What’s up y’all
Whatcha gonna say?
Who’s on the phone with Ed, Lisa and Dre
Aye's the name and I hate my Job
So I spend my time stalking Chewie on her Glob!
That’s sounds cool and that may be
But where you come from?
Baby what’s it to you (but sound’s like T)
I’m callin’ from work, the Land of the Geek
This is where I’m at each day of the week
Aye's in the House, Aye's in the House, Aye's in the House with the Roll call
What’s up y’all
Whatcha gonna say?
Who’s on the phone with Ed, Lisa and Dre
My name is Ally, but they call me Bong or Emcee
I’m a Big Fan of the glob by Tita Chewie
That’s sounds cool and that may be
But where you come from?
Baby what’s it to you (but sound’s like T)
Roosevelt Island is where I dwell
Where the Redbus is a quarter and life is swell!
Emcee's in the House, Emcee's in the House, Emcee's in the House!

Oh man... So good. Vielen Dank to my Loyal Readership. Let’s keep ‘em coming…
Its the Roll Call!
The following was sparked by a Gchat conversation with my friend Emcee:
What’s up y’all
Whatcha gonna say?
Who’s on the phone with Ed, Lisa and Dre
My name is Chewie and I have a cool Glob
I’m as smooth and sweet as Corn on the Cob
That’s sounds cool and that may be
But where you come from?
Baby what’s it to you (but sound’s like T)
Rockland is my State of Mind
There a super cool Glob you’ll find!
Chewie’s in the House, Chewie’s in the House.
Man, what a good throwback. Calling all you poets, who don't know it (yet...) Submit your own Rol1 Call and I'll post them on my Glob!
Hello 2007!
2006 was a roller coaster year for me: Super happy high points and free falling pits of despair. In addition to Karma and Horoscopes, I’m a staunch believer in Biorhythm. As a Little Chewie, I clearly remember when my eldest sister, P., explained life’s cyclical ups and downs in classic TV moment style. I was having a bad day (something monumental in the eyes of a kid, like falling off my bike or losing a quarter) and P. assured me that I was just in the lower trenches of my Biorhythm. She assured me that since so many “bad” things had already happened I was now definitely on the upswing, and sure enough in a couple of days I was back to my happy-go-lucky self.
As I grew older and, arguably, wiser, I modified this theory to factor in degrees of happiness/sadness: The higher the rise, the harder the fall. Some years were marked by a mellow Biorhythm, where I complacently coasted through the months in a general serene state. Events weren’t GREAT, but then again they weren’t HORRIBLE, you know? This past year I dug myself in a really deep hole. I was a raging alcoholic, who didn’t know where I was half the time. Alienated, horribly lost and just bent out of shape, I made some big changes and decisions and slowly climbed out of the pit, ultimately to a point of lucid happiness. By the final months of 2006, my Biorhythm evened out and I was back to the chill state of life I find myself in today. Retrospectively, I learned a whole lot about myself during my year of self-destruction/discovery, and finally feel that I’m walking in the right direction, albeit in Baby Steps. So I cheer to you 2007 – bring on the life lessons and, if its not too much trouble, happy moments to balance out the bad.

My New Year’s Resolutions (and, Mr. 2007, I’m not asking for crazy things like winning the Lottery, but for reasonably attainable goals):
1. Be a good Tita Chewie (Bun – where are you?!??! Come soon!)
2. Rejoin an orchestra – Yay Violas!
3. Ride an Airplane/Travel at least twice this year (Bonus points if I need my passport)
4. Fit comfortably into my pants (by restraint, ha!, or running)
5. Learn a new skill
6. Watch the Knicks in the NBA Playoffs
7. Find a job that doesn’t make me feel like a bad person every morning/has regular hours (*and I’m almost there… cross your fingers)
8. And, of course, regularly update my Glob